Oh Man of Steel. Why must you disappoint us? Joel takes you in deep (deeper than you’ve ever gone – so deep you think you can feel organs with the tip of your…nevermind) into Man Of Steel and relays exactly what he hated about it. Enjoy nerds.
Have you seen Star Trek Into Darkness? Wondering if you should? This spoiler-free video should give a nudge in the wrong direction.
If you’re looking for a thoughtful, intelligent critique of Rob Zombie’s latest horror film, this ain’t it. The movie sucks. A lot. Here’s why.
Hollywood. Yes! You’ve done it. Congratulations on your completion of the third, (spoilers) and probably last Iron Man film. So how was it? If Iron Man 3 was a horoscope, it would be having a four out of five star day, and the outlook for the month ahead provides infinite potential for monetary development. Shocker […]
Dear World, You need to stop everything you are doing, and head to your local movie theatre. Today, Scary Movie 5 came out. You need to spend an hour and twenty minutes sitting in front of this film so you can appreciate life. You want honesty in a movie review America? You got it. I predicted everything […]
Dear Hollywood, 2013 is yet another year in which the world fully expects great things from the cinema world. Oscar worthy films, Oscar worthy actors, and big breaks for independent creativity amongst all spectrums of the film making process. With a year bringing such films as Great Gatsby a la Baz Luhrmann, Sin City: A […]
For our first installment in the What’s Wrong With series, we take on the Evil Dead remake. So, so many things to talk about…
As excited as I was in the weeks leading up to the Evil Dead reboot’s release, I became weary the closer I got to seeing it. There have been so many times recently that I’ve gotten all juiced up for a movie like this and been let down by the fact that there just aren’t […]
It has been a few days since I saw the midnight release of Harmony Korine’s new film, Spring Breakers. And I needed every single one of those days in order to fully appreciate its excellence. For about two months last summer I was on a mission, and it was simple, or at least I thought it […]
As promised in an earlier article here on dorkjuice, the other day I sat down to interview the director of the incredible horror film Would You Rather, David Guy Levy. Before you listen to the interview head over to iTunes and rent or buy the movie. There are some *SPOILERS* in the interview and I […]