Ya know what Dorkjuice.com is sadly lacking? A funny, ridiculous, nerdy, geeky news show. Well, now that problem is solved. We’re proud to present the first installment in our For Real Though News Series.
Dorkjuice.com’s For Real Though News team caught up with Charles Ramsey after he delivered 53 full-grown adults from their mother’s rectum. This all totally happened.
With April Fool’s Day upon us, it’s normal to ask yourself, “In what ways can I best screw over my friends and family?” However, it’s important to realize that pranks aren’t just for one day out of the year. I personally like to conduct my pranks on April 2nd. Everyone has let their guard […]
So you’re a diehard geek, but you live with someone who doesn’t approve of your nerd merch all over the walls, neatly arranged on the shelves, plastered across the front of the fridge, and taped onto the corners of the bathroom mirror. This is a problem, because as much as your roommate (parent? spouse? random squatter?) […]
I’m not sure why, but the idea of contacting any form of customer support for a computer application makes me want to rub my nuts on sandpaper. A company’s primary responsibility, when creating software is to make sure their shit works. If, for some terribly small percentage of people, their product doesn’t work, online resources […]
This is The Man in The Dog Suit, and if you don’t know what the main subject is, my condolences. To be more specific, it is a play about a timid man in his early thirties and his dissatisfaction with his existence of living according to other people’s expectations, and how he uses a dog […]
So there I am, waiting for my coffee downtown, after all, I have shit to get done today. Suddenly, this dark, ominous sound comes out of nowhere. Then, it grows slowly stronger, develops a rhythm, and becomes a soft progressive techno beat. That’s when I notice it, the barista is pelvic thrusting to the beat. […]
As long as there have been men, there has been the fear of rejection from women. Since I was young I too have possessed this fear. But after years and years of thinking (5 minutes) I have found a way to lose this angst once and for all. Hopefully after reading this you get over […]
It’s one of life’s greatest questions: what is the best fantasy world? Is it Middle-Earth? Narnia? Wonderland? A friend of mine asked me this question yesterday and I spent the next hour in deep contemplation. The reason this question is so difficult to answer is because it’s so broad. It’s almost like being asked, “What’s […]
Does Allie Brosh’s comic This is Why I’ll Never Be An Adult (of Hyperbolie and a Half fame) speak to you on a level deep in the recesses of your Internet-obsessed brain? Do you race down the aisles in the grocery store reaching checkpoints in your head (Mountain Dew reached; Time EXTENDED!), only to go […]